Saturday, April 10, 2010

The ENEMY!!!!

I have been fighting this enemy for as long as I can remember!




The wonderful "sling shot" or "wrist rocket" ..... depending on where you are from...worked great in DC with the neon colored paint balls. (Then I used rocks and destroyed our backyard gas lamp.... twice) At least I could see which of these stinking bird seed snitchers I had actually hit with something!

But, they still stole the bird seed and destroyed my bird feeders...including the ones that claimed :"Squirrel Proof"!

Quite frankly... that Squirrel Proof is BS!

El Jeffe and I have greased the feeder poles and used vaseline and packed in all kinds of hot peppers! Those EVIL TREE RATS just licked their little paws and laughed!

so here are my newest weapons...


(The BB gun)

AND...




AND The furry weapon caught the tail of one the these nasty little suckers, and he has a "V" shaped tail.

Nothing seems to work...

They destroy all the pears in my tree... taking 1 bite and tossing the pear on the ground. THEN do it again thinking the taste will be different, until we have no more fruit!

I have stopped short of Just using the 22 rifle and making them go away..but times may be changing!

So...What do I do to STOP the tree rats...

Advice is requested...needed and most defintely REQUIRED!!!


HELP!!!!!