MY KITCHEN!!!!

Okay, so I had decided that this was going to be a more positive post.

Then there was carnage in my kitchen!

SOMEONE, put my good knives in the DISHWASHER.

I am sorry, but that is a sin, one punishable by death, by the dull, expensive, horribly ruined knife that YOU put in the dishwasher!

Girding my anger, I go in search of the offender...

There are only TWO possibilities...Ms. Daisy or El Jeffe.....Hummmm

Did they NOT heed the warnings?

Was I unclear?

Is the appreciation of the food that comes out of MY KITCHEN substandard?

I THINK NOT!

Still, no one will actually take responsibility!

Now, here is where the "rubber meets the road"

I have no problem saying, "I am sorry, I WAS WRONG!"

or "Oops, my bad, my fault!"

So, I have TWO people, pointing fingers at each other and praying that I do not discover the truth.

I know now that they are in "cahoots" (and is that even a word)

I will never know the culprit

So here is my message to Ms. Daisy and El Jeffe......

If I find another of my knives, and I don't care how old you think it is, in the dishwasher, YOU BOTH WILL PAY!

Because I know how to make ALPO taste like biscuits and gravy!

So beware, and the "food sniff" test won't work!

(Okay, so do you all think this will work...I am not sure....I hope I was stern enough!)